Tuesday, August 05, 2008

The Perfect Eleven will be landing shortly!

I've been told the wonderful gossip in whispered tones mind you that the wait for the new NJoy Perfect Eleven in Australia is nearly over. This secret new adult toy from Njoy is - yes it is a magnificant Eleven inches long..........
And the wait for this massive tool is nearly over. As always Njoy has expanded (quite literally!) on the njoy line. They very modestly present the njoy Eleven to us combining revolutionary manufacturing technology with njoy’s trademark style. They've pushed the boundaries of erotic in stainless steel and they hope the Eleven will push your boundaries as well…. njoy!

Blink, Blink oh yes the Perfect Eleven will certainly do that and it comes as part of the package with a wonderful carry case for when you go off travelling, your Perfect Eleven is already packed and ready to go. How convenient is that!

Please email me at karen@mysecretplace.com.au if you want to be told the very day it arrives and as soon as I know the price I'll be putting a great deal together for you to pre order the landing date.

Remember you heard it first as usual from The Sex Consultant...........

Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach 'The Age of Intimacy' and 2012.
Have you read the article 'Emails to my G Spot' yet?
Mobile: 0404 844 694
P O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/



Monday, June 23, 2008

My Secret Place Map

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Karen The GREAT talks Privately!

Sometimes we really want to talk to someone who knows what their talking about when it comes to sex. We don't have any major issue but we would like to know more about something that's on our mind.

Karen The GREAT our very own Sex Consultant is now exclusively available at My Secret Place to talk privately with you. Karen loves talking about sex and will talk to you on anything you want when the subject is sex. Try her out, she is very good and she knows what's she talking about.

Book your appointment to talk privately with Karen The GREAT here.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Promote Yourself to the World

Bessie Bardot have put together 3 unique One on One programs for guys and girls to learn how to promote themselves, their talents or their businesses.

PR - WHEN WILL I BE FAMOUS
A Step by step plan to get you noticed in the media /entertainment /fame game.

PR - YOUR SELF
A Step by step plan to take your profile/career to the next level in any industry.

PR - YOUR BUSINESS

A Step by step plan to get your business, service or product noticed while saving thousands.

We develop a personalised program just for you, sharing our exclusive information, advice, shortcuts, tips, tricks, industry secrets, contacts and expertise that has together taken myself and Geoff - 30 years to build.

For MORE DETAILS click HERE go to www.prmystuff.com

Monday, May 19, 2008

Don't blame the agony aunts for sexualising your children

Here we have a very interesting article from Josephine Tovey at www.brisbanetimes.com.au. If oral sex and braces have made the Senate Enquiry unconfortable then I have to agree with Josephine that maybe some of the adults need to grow up. Education about sex is what is going help everybody not the trial and error method freely available right now. In fact it could lead to a very frank and interesting discussion on BDSM and Fetishes.

Josephine says.........
Group readings of Dolly Doctor at high school are an Australian rite of passage. Most teenagers know exactly how to flip from the cover of the magazine straight to the sex and body advice column at the back. In schoolyards across the country, girls, and sometimes boys, can be found nervously giggling at the questions but eagerly awaiting the answers. "Is my period normal?", "What's a wet dream?" and "Can I get pregnant the first time?"
full article here......


Karen the GREAT

Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach 'The Age of Intimacy' and 2012.

Have you read the article 'Emails to my G Spot' yet?
Mobile: 0404 844 694P O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/

You will find me at the following, so far:
Myspace.com - 170787005
Facebook.com - 588707726
FanBox.com/kazthegreat
Bebo.com/karen871
Linkedin.com/pub/8/174/6b1
Plaxo.com – Karen the GREATe
Entrepreneur.com - karenthegreat
Wayn.com - Karen THE Great
Sisterwoman.com/wildk34
Tagged.com/kazthegreat

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Forget stereotypes about sex industry



http://www.news.com.au/
AM I a sex worker or a scarlet woman? I guess it depends on what side of the moral coin toss you get - I'm not attempting to change someone's moral perspectives but, rather, dispel the myths that have been perpetuated by some in the media of late...........and the rest of this important article is here.

Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach 'The Age of Intimacy' and 2012

Have you read the article 'Emails to my G Spot' yet?

Mobile: 0404 844 694
P O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/

You will find me at the following, so far:
Myspace.com - 170787005
Facebook.com - 588707726
FanBox.com/kazthegreat
Bebo.com/karen871
Linkedin.com/pub/8/174/6b1
Plaxo.com – Karen the GREAT
eEntrepreneur.com - karenthegreat
Wayn.com - Karen THE Great
Sisterwoman.com/wildk34
Tagged.com/kazthegreat

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A question of Age

A Question of Age

Everything was going well.

Until he asked me how old I was……….

We’d met about two months ago. Did all the usual things together but the main attraction for both of us was the sex. The sex between us was HOT!

Then he asked me how old I was……….

We agreed that we would have fun. Commitment was not an issue, as neither of us wanted that right now. He told me often how beautiful I was. He even told me he thought he was falling in love with me. Now that wasn’t what we had agreed.

Then he asked me how old I was……….

We had planned this day together for about a week. He booked the best hotel in town. Champagne, grapes, hot x rated movies the lot. Just have a great day together. It was all going to be perfect.

Then he asked me how old I was……….

He was sprawled out on the bed naked and ready for me I noticed casually flicking through a magazine. I had just showered and put that great body lotion on that I had found the other day. There I was standing before him ready, willing and able. Oh yes he was such a turn on!

Then he looked up and asked me how old I was……….

He had already told me that all his mates couldn’t understand how he had landed such a Babe and here I was standing there looking my usual hot self with my oh so perfect body. Boy have I been working hard on that. My personal trainer is a tyrant. And lets remember I was ready for some well-deserved action.

Then he had the nerve to ask me how old I was……….

So I said, “if I was Madonna standing in front of you, you wouldn’t be asking me that question.” He laughed and said “well you’re not Madonna are you!” Laughed again and went back to flicking through his magazine.

Thoughts flashed through my mind…”well its like this, some of us understand that things have changed and glorifying youth is old paradigm thinking. When you find yourself in the company of an ‘Ageless Goddess’ like me and I’m standing here in my glory waiting for action the only thing that’s real around here is this perfect moment and maybe your hard-on.”

“There are four million singles in Australia so I understand and maybe its time I found myself another one to play with.”

He looked up at me again but before he could open his mouth I collected what was mine and left.

How old are you. LOL!

I then found myself in the lift thinking that for now my new Phallix Glass Dildo will do the job very nicely thank you and then later I will go on line to
www.millionaireandmodels.com.au and find some one who would be very happy to join this ‘Ageless Goddess’ for some fun and lots of great sex. I may not be Madonna but.....



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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Retailer drops legal action over child exploitation claims

Retailer David Jones has given up its legal pursuit of the think tank, the Australia Institute, over child exploitation claims.
The company was suing the institute and its former executive director, Clive Hamilton, over a 2006 paper -
Corporate Paedophilia: Sexualisation of Children in Australia.

Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach 'The Age of Intimacy' and 2012
Have you read the article 'Emails to my G Spot' yet?
Mobile: 0404 844 694
P O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
www.MySecretPlace.com.au

You will find me at the following, so far:
Myspace.com - 170787005
Facebook.com - 588707726
FanBox.com/kazthegreat
Bebo.com/karen871
Linkedin.com/pub/8/174/6b1
Plaxo.com – Karen the GREAT
eEntrepreneur.com - karenthegreat
Wayn.com - Karen THE Great
Sisterwoman.com/wildk34
Tagged.com/kazthegreat

Monday, May 05, 2008

Erotic By Nature


YES, it was too much fun the first time, So we decided to open again every Friday night, and add a few more nourishing things! This exhibition explores light, angles, nature, power, control, consent & challenges sexuality, exhibitionism and public nudity as ’normal’. ALSO.. Live DJ MUSIC and PERFORMANCE ART MODELS, champagne, cigars, coffee, and a fetish shop just for fun!!!!! If you are COMPLETELY INTERESTED and want MORE - goto

www.myerotictouch.com
ADDRESS: 31 Johnston Street Collingwood.
6pm till LATE.
FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/ART-gallery/12154029276
GUESTLIST: 0412 308 708


Pleasure and Porn


Pop culture academic CATHARINE LUMBY, co-author of The Porn Report - a three year study of porn production and consumption in Australia - writes about the wildly varying views held on pornography and meditates on what constitutes good and bad porn....................full story here


Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach the 'Age of Intimacy' and 2012
Mobile: 0404 844 694
P. O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
www.MySecretPlace.com.au

Friday, May 02, 2008

More travel sites blocked than porn sites

Companies that limit employee use of the internet are more likely to block travel and social networking sites than porn sites, according to a report released today at Infosec Europe 2008....full article here.

Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach the 'Age of Intimacy' and 2012
Mobile: 0404 844 694
P. O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
www.MySecretPlace.com.au

Emails to My G Spot

I've uploaded a new article to mysecretplace.com.au called 'Emails to My G Spot'. I've written in a different style and I do hope you find it useful.....................


Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach the 'Age of Intimacy' and 2012
Mobile: 0404 844 694
P. O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Oppps...............

Oppps.............see what happens when you get caught! German bank goes hard on sex expenses

Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author

Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach the 'Age of Intimacy' and 2012
Mobile: 0404 844 694
P. O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
www.MySecretPlace.com.au

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

As a Purveyor of Fine Adult Toys


As a Purveyor of Fine Adult Toys I've been asked to bring to your attention the following article called 'Manufacturers on Cutting Edge' that includes rave reviews on one of our favourite subjects Njoy Adult Toys. And further down the article a very nice mention for OhMiBod the music-inspired attachment for IPod.

I'm very impressed with this comment and agree that what we're looking for is a massage type motion.............."I don't think vibration is the future," Delong said. "I think vibration is 100-year-old technology that happens to work really well and make people money. There are other ways to stimulate the body, and I don't think we [as an industry] have even scratched the surface yet."

Karen the GREAT
Sex Consultant/Mentor/Author
Specialist in Liberating Personal Sexual Power
as we approach the 'Age of Intimacy' and 2012
Mobile: 0404 844 694
P. O Box 2102, New Farm, Qld 4005
www.MySecretPlace.com.au

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Hellfire Club - Brisbane

I've just been told The Hellfire Club - Brisbane is back after 18 months and tonight is Latex Night. Oh what an interesting night in Brisbane to have a Latex Night. Enjoy and you may see me there later!

Venue is: Tabu Nightclub
243 Brunswick St
Fortitude Valley

Here's some more info on Tabu Nightclub


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051
Tuesday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday and Monday are devoted to product testing.
Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Who wants to join the Mile High Club?

This is classic and oh so true for those of you that haven't joined I'm sure! Didn't need a survey to tell us that or did we?

iol.co.za January 21st 2008 reports that we all want to join.

Sydney - Almost 60 percent of Australians are either members or want to join the "mile-high club" - where membership is gained by having sex on an aircraft, a survey released on Monday said. more here.


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093


karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz

126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051


Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.


Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place

Friday, January 11, 2008

You can now become a fan of My Secret Place on Facebook.

I've been on Facebook for some time now and found out today how to add My Secret Place. Yahoo this is great! Its a fun place and I'm sure My Secret Place will have a wonderful time just like I have.

Become a fan of My Secret Place on Facebook today I know you want to! We can get to know each other better in all those outstanding sexy Facebook quizzes. I've been doing very well with them. How about you?

If you don't know what Facebook is that's not a problem sign up here and join us.

Enjoy!!!


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093


karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz

126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051


Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.


Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place

I Love Sex


The 'I Love Sex' website has been updated and is a great way to learn about some of the facts and figures of the Adult Sex Industry in Australia.

Take action to tell the politicians to stay out of your bedroom. Do it right now here!


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093


karen@mysecretplace.com.au
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz

126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051


Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.


Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Congratulations!

The Eighth Annual Sexy Gift Guide by Tristan Taormino a collection of Tristans choice of some of the very best adult pleasure products around for Christmas 2007 and included these that are available to you at mysecretplace.com.au

Ashley and Kisha by Comstock Films - When they first met, Ashley was a lady-killer and proud of it; Kisha was sexually conservative and straight. But Ashley's doggy ways turned to dogged determination as she watched one after another of her surefire moves fail to get her into Kisha's pants.

Nea by Lelo is a slight and ornate pleasure object with a porcelain-like finish and deceptively powerful purr.

The Ohmibod Vibe combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod. A whole new way to plug 'n play!

Njoy Pure Plug 2 by Njoy Adult Toys is (a lot) more of a good thing.........and is Njoy’s response to customer requests for more of a good thing.

Congratulations to all these exceptional products for making the list.

Enjoy!


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.

Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Product Place




Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Ancient lives uncensored


Do we really need the internet to be censored and controlled by the government? Are we really so far behind in our thinking from these ancient ones!

Jacqui Murray
January 04, 2008

Courier Mail

ANYONE looking for lessons in the history of censorship and propaganda need look no further than Pompeii. For the full article read on........



Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093

karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz

126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.

Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place

Saturday, January 05, 2008

I pay a man for regular sex!


Here's an interesting and caring article from a woman who pays for sex.

From The Times
December 5, 2007

Every month for three years I have spent up to £600 on Justin, who makes me a calmer and happier person rest of the article is here......


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz

126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051


Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.


Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place

Friday, January 04, 2008

Pay Per Match Will Obsolete All Current Matchmaking Websites as of 18 January 2008


For those of us who are looking for a new relationship to start 2008 with a bang or whatever you're looking for get ready to add your profile to paypermatch.com.au on 18th January 2008.

paypermatch.com.au has changed the old boring way on line dating scene forever. Whatever you thought about going online and finding your next buddy forget it and check this out.

Pay Per Match Will Obsolete All Current Matchmaking Software as of 18 January 2008


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz

126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051


Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.


Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place

Try using these three little but Powerful words often in 2008


While we're all thinking about our Goal for 2008 this was emailed to me and I thought I would pass it on to you.............

Sometimes we can say too much, and often not enough. However, I came across a collection of words that can add value, fun and meaning to your life and relationships. The source of these great thoughts remains a mystery to me but these three-word phrases can enrich every relationship. So, I challenge you to put to use, as often as you can, these three little but very powerful words:

I'll Be There

If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase " I'll be there. " Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we're truly present for other people, important things happen to them & us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.

I Miss You

Perhaps more marriages could be saved & strengthened if couples simply & sincerely say to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired & loved. Consider how ecstatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."

I Respect You / I Trust You

Respect and trust is another way of showing love. Its conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds & become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships

Maybe You're Right

This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side to "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting maybe "I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have a heated argument with someone, all you do is cement the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not change their stance and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to further explore the subject, in which you may then have the opportunity to get your view across in a more rational manner.

Please Forgive Me

Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

I Thank You

Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

Count On Me

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you can count on me."

Let Me Help

The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.

I Understand You

People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know in so many little ways that you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing relationship. This applies to any relationship.

Go For It

We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how weird they seem to you. Everyone has dreams, dreams that are unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."

I Love You

Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs. The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words "I love you."


Spiritmail January 4th, 2008
Wayne Mansfield

http://au1865.com/

And remember its important to say all these things to yourself too in 2008


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.

Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Pleasure Products Place



Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Even Hollywood heartthrobs use them!

Hollywood heartthrob was photographed leaving his New York townhouse carrying a Liberator Shape.



Liberator Stash Pillow ready, sex, go!

Spontaneous sex rocks. Don't kill the mood by fumbling in the dark for condoms or cock rings.

Sex toys go incognito in this "everyday dec pillow." A secret hidey hole unzips for stowing your vibes, dongs, lubes, DVDs and more. Clever girls stash their naughties where they can grab 'em at a moment's notice.

The Liberator Stashe Pillow is Machine washable microfiber cover. (18 X 18 in.) Comes in Black or Red $78.50 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.



Liberator - Fascinator Posh Throe. 150cm Wide x 180cm Length. Microfibre and Satin.

The formula for indulgence. The velvety-soft Microfibre will send your skin into uncensored sensations and holds on tight to your Liberator Shapes.

On the flip side its a slick satin to slip, slide and roll around on. 100% machine washable. Portable. Playful, practical and loves to travel. A nifty nylon travel bag makes the Throe convenient for a weekend rendezvous.

Just because you share the family cottage doesn't mean you should share the sheets. Moisture Barrier. Spontaneous sex: hot. Laundry: not hot. The solution: a thin nylon layer with a waterproof coating. Enjoy right out of the shower sex, gushing like a geyser sex or sweaty all night marathon sex. No more wet spot. No more late night laundry.


The Liberator - Fascinator Posh Throe comes Colours Available: Black, Red, Tan/Brown, Blue/Royal Blue, Purple/Violet. $190.00 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.


Liberator Shapes - Wedge 24inch in Blue or Liberator Black Label with Bondage Kit.

No flat pillow can lift and tilt you towards her G-spot and beyond.

The Liberator Wedge in Blue is surprisingly comfortable and won't flatten or stain. Offers deeper penetrations, increased access and surprising new sensations. It's a great "booster" for oral sex too! If you can only own one Shape - this is it! $261.25 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.

The Liberator Black Label Wedge is ingenious. With no complex, binding straps involved, this mini-bondage kit is totally portable and comfortable. $315.25 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.


Liberator Shapes - Ramp 24inch in Blue or Liberator Black Label with Bondage Kit.

The Liberator Ramp in Blue can change how you touch, see and feel your lover. With your hands free and with near weightless support, you'll both experiment, orgasm and play like never before.

Firm but supportive and sensual, wild but non- threatening, the Ramp enhances every kind of intimacy.

Grips magically to our other Shapes for standing and/or straddling fun. $400.00 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.

With The Liberator Black Label Ramp novices love how the soft restraints enhance their arousal while long-time bondage players enjoy the total submission of their partners. $430.00 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.



The Liberator Shapes - Ramp Wedge Combo i24inch in Blue or Liberator Black Label with Bondage Kit.

The Liberator Wedge and Ramp Combo in Blue will change everything about your sex life.

For the better.

For the hotter.

Sexperts have been saying for years that new angles + same old sex = wild new sensations. So yes, the Liberator Shapes will change how sex feels - but they also change where you can have it. And for how long you can have it. And in what comfortable, unique positions...many of which aren't even possible without Shapes! $628.00 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.

The Liberator Black Label Wedge and Ramp Combo with ankle and wrist cuffs that buckle directly to the Shapes or snap on to tender tethers to allow greater range of movement. $668.00 and free shipping in Australia and New Zealand.

Call kaz or Alex on 1300 139 093 now.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Who Stole My Secret Place

Heya Everyone,

While trying to do the very straightforward task of transferring the My Secret Place website from one server to another the hugest drama has unfolded that would do well as a story on any of those wonderful soapies on TV.

The old version of the My Secret Place website is no more but don't despair a temporary website is being built right now and will go live as soon as we can possibly organise it. Then we will bring you an even better Secret Place Experience (yes it is possible) that will be ready before Christmas.

In the meantime the shop at Spring Hill, Brisbane is open from Monday to Saturday noon till 10pm so drop by or call 1300 139 093 for anything your heart desires that we can help you with.

I will keep you informed of our progress..................


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz
www.mysecretplace.com.au/babeworldadultshop
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051
Monday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday is devoted to product testing.


Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Lifestyle Products Place

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Check out this event: Delicious Launch Night

Hosted By: Delicious
When: 22 Sep 2007, 09:00 PM
Where: Jorge 183 George Street, City Brisbane, QLD 4000 Australia







I will be there later...............

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Are You More Yin or Yang Quiz

The quiz told me I'm more Yin! What are you?


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093


karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz
www.mysecretplace.com.au/babeworldadultshop

126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051


Tuesday to Saturday - Noon till 10pm or later
Sunday and Monday is devoted to product testing.


Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Place

Monday, September 10, 2007

Senior sex sizzles!

What is considered the most comprehensive sex survey ever performed in the United States with older Americans, researchers report that senior citizens are having sex—a lot of it!..........

Senior sex sizzles! Of course, I knew that!



Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
www.myspace.com/mysecretplacekaz
www.mysecretplace.com.au/babeworldadultshop
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Noon till 10pm or later

Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Place


Tuesday, July 24, 2007

New Competition

I know you're waiting on my review of the Phallix Glass Gold and Silver Wand but I haven't finished playing with it yet. Oh yeah its that good! I'm having far to much fun.



So in the meantime I've changed the competition on the My Secret Place website so you can have one of the wonderful new Colourful G-Spot Wonders. A must have for your sex toy box.




You know you want one................


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051
Shhh.............its a Secret.
Your very Secret Exclusive Adult Place

Friday, July 06, 2007

Phallix Glass Gold and Silver Wand


So you want to know what I think of this new Gold and Silver Wand from Phallix Glass...........well you're going to have to wait.

We need to do some more product research.

Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Thursday, July 05, 2007

This very beautiful Gold Silver Wand from Phallix Glass

This oh so very beautiful Gold Silver Wand from Phallix Glass is mine..................We received a delivery today of some of Phallix Glass latest designs and this is one of them.

As the official product researcher around here I will be very busy later ..................product researching. Hey its very hard work and someone has to do it so thats me!!!! I think I'm going to enjoy myself.

This wand and some lovely other new pieces will be up on the website shortly so you can make one yours and do some product research of your own.


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
http://www.mysecretplace.com.au/
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Micheal M, Expert in all matters BDSM

Micheal M, Expert in all matters BDSM is now available at My Secret Place, 126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000 to answer your questions and suggest products for you to use. Or call 1300 139 093 to talk to Micheal M.

Kaz. xx
mysecretplace.com.au

The Discreet Intimates


The Discreet Intimates is back at My Secret Place. The best clit vibe I've come across is back and at $43.40 with a Dr Lovetoy Express Warranty its great value too.

Kaz. xx
mysecretplace.com.au

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

From Gangstas to Glass: The Making of a Sex Toy CEO

From Gangstas to Glass: The Making of a Sex Toy CEO

By SexHerald Staff

In 1985, Rick Plank left home in pursuit of a music career in southern California. Years later, Plank emerged from Interscope Records disillusioned—and a bit dazed—after working with legends like Tupac, Dr. Dre, Metallica and Primus.

Returning to his roots, he reset his gaze and quickly became a legend in his own right, though not in the field he may have imagined while eyeing the western horizon as a young man.

As CEO of Phallix Glass, the world's largest manufacturer of "functional erotic glass art," Rick now spends his time breaking open new markets to the sex toy industry, revolutionizing the artistic use of borosilicate glass, and hanging out at photo shoots with Playboy models.


Naturally, we had to track him down at his office in Sun Valley, California, deep in the vale above North Hollywood and beneath a cloudless, sunny sky, to let him know how jealous we are.

Read the rest of the interview with Phallix Glass CEO Rick Plank here..............

See the Phallix Glass Collection at My Secret Place here. Some very special new pieces will be arriving shortly.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Ancient sex romps

Herald Sun Tue 01 May 2007

STONE Age humans may have been as randy as some of their modern-day counterparts.
Research shows humans tens of thousands of years ago may have been having sex for fun as well as for procreation, London's Times reports.


Bondage, group sex, transvestism and the use of sex toys were common in primitive societies as a way of building up social bonds, says archeologist Timothy Taylor of Bradford University.

A 30,000-year-old statue of a naked woman -- the Venus of Willendorf -- and an equally ancient stone phallus found in a German cave challenge the widespread belief that sex was mostly heterosexual and about making babies.

Mr Taylor says monogamy only became usual as hunter-gatherers took up agriculture and settled in houses, allowing the social roles of men and women to become more fixed.

Mr Taylor is publishing his views in his book Handbook of the Evolution of Human Sexuality.


Well, I didn't know that!!!! Kaz. xx
Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Not just another adult novelty shop. The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........

Monday, April 30, 2007

Why do they say that about batteries?

Dr Lovetoy has written a very interesting article on the usage of correct batteries in adult products and the problems that can be caused by batteries in adult products.

He says............

“Evidence of the use of non recommended batteries”

The “Use of non recommended batteries”

What The...?

What does that mean?

How could there be a problem with using the “wrong” battery?

Thicker, Longer, Stronger and more HEAT. Admirable qualities in some places but definitely not inside your Adult Toys.

For the full article click here


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Not just another adult novelty shop. The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Purpose, Passion and Power

“What is holding you back from feeling satisfied?”

How many times have you heard yourself saying any of the following?
“I can't do that”
“I can’t satisfy my partner”
“I cant perform the way I want to”
“I can’t have what I want”
“I'm not good enough”
“I'm not a good partner”
“I'm not attractive enough”
“I'm not slim enough”
“I’m not experienced enough”

Probably more times than you care to remember! Just imagine the impact limiting decisions such as the above are having on your life.

If someone believes for example that they can’t satisfy their partner, guess what will materialise in their behaviour? Spot on! They won’t be satisfying their partner. It might sound like a catch 22 but it is important to realise that limiting decisions create behaviour not the other way around. What this translates to is that if you let go of the limiting decision that you can’t satisfy your partner you will let go of the behaviours that have been accompanying the decision too. The result will be – a satisfied partner!

Limiting decisions and negative emotions hold us back from being true to ourselves and from achieving what we really want to do in life. Negative emotions such as guilt and hurt prevent us from being truly fulfilled in all areas of our lives and if we aren’t being fulfilled ourselves it is very hard to fulfil someone else’s needs. Your needs MUST come first, it’s doing this that allows you then to give whole heartedly knowing your needs are met.

Getting rid of negative emotions from past events frees you up to focus on what you want. Knowing what you want and who you really are allows you to be open to many different experiences and who knows where those experiences might take you?

Ask yourself, when you are 95 and are sitting out on your front porch looking back on life, what will you be saying? How satisfying will your life have been if you have a bunch of reasons for why you didn’t do what you wanted to do? Too many people in life hold on to emotional baggage from the past as an excuse to put off doing what they really want only to find themselves as 95 year olds sitting out on that porch filled with regrets. Who will you be when you reach 95?

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Congratulations Dr Brian

Congratulations Dr Brian www.havebettersex.com.au for this article on Surrogate Sex Therapy.

If anyone in Brisbane wants to learn more about Surrogate Sex Therapy please drop by the shop at 126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill on Thursday and I'll be happy to discuss the subject with you.

Once I've been down to Melbourne and finished Dr Brian's course I'll be able to share even more information with you.


`Full sex' part of therapy From: The Courier-Mail April 19, 2007

A CONTROVERSIAL sex therapy where men pay to get erotic "lessons" from women is having success in Australia, a world sex congress has been told.

Sex surrogate therapy is frowned on by most in the medical establishment. But a Melbourne sexologist who recently resurrected it says business is booming.

Click here to read the full article on the website

Alternatively, you can copy and paste this link into your browser:http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,21579124-953,00.html

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

May is My Secret Place's Birthday month

May is My Secret Place's Birthday month so let's have some fun and start the celebrations early.

From today until the end of May 2007 I give you my 100% guarantee that if you purchase a Phallix Glass Dildo and or Vibrator from My Secret Place and you really, really don't like it, return it and I will refund you, your payment.

Every adult on the planet wants to own at least one Phallix Glass Dildo and or Vibrator, I understand that. You've heard how good they are. And YES they are that good!!!!

Now here's your chance to own one or build your collection further with my personal guarantee that you can return it, no questions asked before the end of May 2007, if you don't like it. Doesn't get better than that now does it.


Remember you only get this guarantee at My Secret Place and from Kaz the GREAT.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Order and get a FREE Comstock Film







Oh I nearly forgot. If you want to get a FREE Comstock Film - The art and Business of making erotic films - subscribe to this month April 2007 The Secret Bedroom newsletter here. That's the only way you're going to get a free one this month! That's for Australia only........sorry.





Kaz

Sunday, March 25, 2007

SEX, ECSTATIC STATES & FREEDOM

With the enormous global interest in 'The Secret' I thought I might take you a bit further and introduce you to my good friend Fatima of Diamond Consciousness and the work she is doing. She has written a wonderful article especially for us and this is featured in the current Bedroom Report newsletter. And she has given us a great opportunity to be part of a new Seminar being held in Melbourne and Qld. Subscribe to the newsletter here.

Here is a small extract from Fatima's article:


Sexuality and Ecstatic States are revolutionary pathways to Freedom! At this time, thousands the world over are healing deep, collective misunderstanding and suppression about Sexuality, Ecstatic States, the Sacred Feminine and Masculine – and moving into deep, Conscious Relationships. It is a time when we are invited on an exhilarating journey of self-discovery and initiation into the depths of ourselves so that the truth about our Ecstatic, Limitless Selves can be restored and we can make sacred again all areas of the human experience. It is the time of Divine Marriage!

Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Not just another adult novelty shop. The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Yes Women do love real sex movies

Yes Women do love real sex movies Tony Comstock and I've just been told you're turning on those oh so sexy ladies in Italy to what real sex movies are all about and what we in Australia already know. For more details see Tony's latest blog posting on radio coverage in Italy here.

http://www.comstockfilms.com/blog/tony/

Well done Tony!

Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051
Not just another adult novelty shop.


The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Consultations

The My Secret Place shop at 126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill will be closed tomorrow to allow for a full day of consultations. The shop will re-open at noon on Thursday 8th March.

Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051
Not just another adult novelty shop. The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........

Monday, February 19, 2007

Women do love Real Sex Movies.



Yes women do love real sex movies and these beautiful images show you why......... Comstock Films real sex movies are available @ mysecretplace.com.au here.

Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093
karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051

Not just another adult novelty shop. The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........


Friday, February 16, 2007

The Music powered Vibrator for your iPod® has arrived @ My Secret Place

Plug this amazing new joy toy into your ipod or MP3 player and truly 'feel the music'.


The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod.





Sex and music. The ultimate combination. Go here to check them out for yourself


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093


karen@mysecretplace.com.au

www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051


Not just another adult novelty shop. The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........

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Make yourself heard! Please vote.


Karen the GREAT
Sex Therapist
Telephone: 1300 139 093

karen@mysecretplace.com.au
www.mysecretplace.com.au
126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill, Qld 4000.
P. O Box 440, Alderley, Qld 4051
Not just another adult novelty shop. The Award Winning Adult Shop for Real Adults. Our Bedroom Technicians know what you want...........

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Ms Naughty interview with Ell of Wilful Damage fame

My very good friend Ell has been interviewed by Ms Naughty here. Ell produces the most amazing blog and its great to see others apreciate her work too. Ell's blog is here @ Wilful Damage

Kaz the GREAT xx
Sex Therapist
1300 139 093

Friday, February 02, 2007

Valentine's Day is cumming are you ready?

Valentine's Day is cumming are you ready? Are you really ready?



Kaz the GREAT xx
Sex Therapist
1300 139 093

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Adult Services in Paradise

I get asked daily what services I provide and sometimes I even get asked what I charge.

Here's some interesting comments on the adult services side of the industry in paradise...........

Publication: Courier Mail (016,Tue 23 Jan 2007)

Legalise escorts
I REPRESENT the owners of lawful brothels and escort agencies in Victoria and am bewildered that the Queensland Government does not provide an immediate and effective fix to the proliferation of illegal prostitution. It really is very simple. The Government needs to ignore the highly flawed Crime and Misconduct Commission report on the escort agency industry and move straight away to the legalising of escort agencies. In Victoria, escort agencies have been legal for 13 years. We claim that there is no organised crime in this component of the sex industry. All you need is rigorous scrutiny in the form of probity checking of applicants for licences and the crooks would have to go somewhere else.

William Albon, secretary, Australian Adult Entertainment Industry Inc, Toorak, Victoria

And from the Courier Mail blog titled Prostitution: 20 years on from Fitzgerald

Kaz the GREAT xx
Sex Therapist
1300 139 093

Monday, January 08, 2007

Don’t make the same mistake...................

Don’t make the same mistake…………as everybody else.

How are your New Years Resolutions great intentions doing? Are you on track? Are you feeling motivated, energetic and ready for anything that can happen in 2007?

Subscribe to our closely guarded secret bedroom report newsletter for more information.

Kaz the GREAT xx
Sex Therapist
1300 139 093

Sunday, December 31, 2006

New Year's Eve

Its New Years Eve @ My Secret Place. The energy is electric in Brisbane as we move into 2007 ‘The Year of Success’ for those who want it. To celebrate 126 Leichhardt St, Spring Hill will be open late, very late so cum and say hi and join in the fun!

There’s been a lot of talk recently about what will make us live longer and healthier. Use your mind, keep learning and keep exercising has been the mantra for 2006. In 2007 My Secret Place will be turning our attention to reminding everybody that good sex is the third requirement as an adult for a long and happy life.

If you don’t believe me check out how many of us in the adult/sex Industry are ageless and out do everybody in stamina and always have a huge grin on our faces.

I was recently reminded by a very special man to enjoy today and that every day is beautiful as well as looking to the future and so there’s no better way of enjoying every day than fucking more often and having a great sex life.

So if you want to make a new years resolution that you can keep, make it 'I will have more good sex in 2007!’

Have a great New Years Eve where ever you are and lets talk soon on how to make your New Years Resolution into a way of life for....... YOU.

Kaz the GREAT xx
Sex Therapist

1300 139 093

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The Ultimate Sex Mind Game is here

The website for the new idea of using brains and sex together as a game created by Paul and myself is finished. Check out the website @ www.thesexmindgame.com.

I suggest you play this ultimate sex mind game. If you want to have better or the best sex ever then use your brains. I've played the game with a friend and wow what you can do and where you can go is unbelievable. I'm not going to give anything away here but this is a totally new concept not available anywhere else in the world.

Go to
www.thesexmindgame.com and enjoy! Its worth it.

Kaz. xx

Sunday, December 03, 2006

I'm Product Testing

The My secret Place Store in Spring Hill, Brisbane will be closed tomorrow because I'll be product testing! But I'll be back on Tuesday and no I don't need any help thank you. Aren't I mean............

Kaz. xx

Friday, December 01, 2006

Its Christmas @ My Secret Place



Every day we'll be adding new and wonderful things for you to spoil everyone this Christmas. Enjoy!!!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day!

And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Have a wonderful day to the Girls !!

Friday, November 24, 2006

traceyb wants to make movies..........who's going to help her? Go to My Secret Forum and let her know you're interested.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

These were emailed to me today. Enjoy!

Adult Fairy Tales

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother

won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy
godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with
everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm

will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m The appointed hour

comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at
5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up,looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your

diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind

of power! Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .
Peter, Peter, something or other..."
__________________________________________

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain

about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested
he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped
away enlightened.

A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily

through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
____________________________________________

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods

when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a
tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going
to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic

basket and pulled out a 44 magnum and pointed it at him and
said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says
in the book."
___________________________________________

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and

the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
___________________________________________
SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up
behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face
crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
__________________________________________
Did you know ...Captain Hook died from jock itch.
___________________________________________
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted

to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how
he engaged in sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole

in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show

you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on
the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it
in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her

an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually
she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.




Thursday, November 09, 2006


REPAIR, REPLACE OR MONEY BACK 1, 6 or 12 Month Warranty

Dr Lovetoy’s Repair, Replace or Money Back Adult Product Warranty is now available at My Secret Place.

Our extensive range of Dr Lovetoy guaranteed adult toys, covers every possible desire scenario with gizmo's and gadgets for girls, guys and couples. The Diva Collection of Adult toys and accessories exudes class and elegance for today’s woman, while the Stud range for men would satisfy even the most demanding of Romeos. Couples can now shop for their adult toys in complete confidence in our elegantly intimate and sophisticated store or pick and choose discretely on line. The choice is yours!

You will get service on a personal level, plus you don't have to pay for postage! Why shop elsewhere for your adult toys when your purchase can be guaranteed for up to 12 months?

Saturday, November 04, 2006


Monday, October 30, 2006

Had to show you these

I've been surfing..................now I know this is not a good thing for me to do and yes I'm sure there are better things that I can be doing but!

I found these and had to show you.




Lots more where this came from at Penis.com




And another picture of the day from the outstanding "FEMJOY - The Premium Nudes Site"




Sunday, October 29, 2006

Sunday morning is for relaxing.

For many months my good friend Ell of Wilful Damage fame (http://wilfuldamage.blogspot.com) has been suggesting to me that I start a blog to keep you informed and up to date with what is happening at MSP. Well I started as you can see an opening statement but that is as far as I got as the day-to-day business of My Secret Place took over as usual.

Until today.

I work 12 to 14 hours a day 7 days a week minimum. Yes I do love what I do! So Sunday morning for me is a time to relax for a few hours and enjoy reading the Sunday paper.

NO not all Adult Shops in Brisbane sell glass pipes………….

Also very disappointing is the ongoing refusal for escorts to work out of Legal Brothels in Queensland. What happened to any concern over the safety and welfare of the brave girls and guys working on their own right now?

And this after recently having to see Comstock Films removal of the beautiful DAMON AND HUNTER: DOING IT TOGETHER from the Sydney QueerDOC festival because it had sex scenes in it.

By the way if you want to read a lively discussion on what people really think the meaning of the different film classifications are and the rights of women to watch porn go here: http://lists.efa.org.au/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/stop-censorship

Am I missing something! Can someone in the know please make a comment?

On a much more positive note Paul will be conducting his first seminar next month - The Difference between Brains and Sex. Huh, who would be brave enough to put both of those words in the same sentence? Be there, you’ll learn a lot. Its fascinating stuff!

And congratulations to Dr Brian (Hickman) on the new informative but oh so beautiful new website www.havebettersex.com.au. And congratulations on the other wonderful news which I will be able to tell everybody about shortly when its made official.

For those of you that are waiting patiently on the next newsletter it is cumming I promise. Just a few more days as My Secret Place and I have been busy with an exciting new ‘first for Australia’ happening shortly.

The One and Only Kaz. xx

Saturday, September 16, 2006

My Secret Place was created.......

My Secret Place @ mysecretplace.com.au was created so you had a secret place to find all those sensual and erotic adult things you wanted or had seen on overseas websites.

You told me you didn't know they were available in Australia or New Zealand, where to get them from or who to trust. So I created this secret place that was and still is today a sexy and sassy place with products that are fabulous. You tell me you just love them!

You say you are comfortable and reassured when buying at My Secret Place as you know our bedroom technicians have tried and tested the products and these are the products we use ourselves.

Everyday I search the world for just the right products you will find useful and interesting to add to your secret place where you as your adult self rules. You even suggest new glorious things I can add to the websites so that everybody can enjoy them.

Over the last three years as My Secret Place has grown and become successful because of your wonderful support I've been on a journey of mine own discoverying new things about the adult/sex indutry in Australia and around the world. Meeting wonderful new friends and the people that shape these industries. Explored new things within myself sexually and expanding my own knowledge of what sex is.

Now I'm going to share with you as 'it happens' here in this blog a behind the scenes look of life at My Secret Place. Please join me as I continue my journey of discovery.